(Mostly) Edinburgh gig reviews

Student sent a bloke to Glasgow to review a gig by a band, or perhaps person, i don't know, called Hood. the paper's intrepid reviewer turns up late, blaming the fact that the venue (stereo) was "in the middle of nowhere" and because "Watching a newly released RomCom at the UGC is obviously way more important." He then reviews the support band but doesn't bother to find out their name - so we could all rush out and see them and not know about it, the review is scathing, but who is he slagging off? I dunno, could be these guys on tonight at venue x or y. He then leaves before the headline act because he has a train to catch. And this is a review? does my head in. All quotes taken from Student, dated 22/2/05, page 15